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Thread #110001   Message #2303784
Posted By: Little Hawk
01-Apr-08 - 05:49 PM
Thread Name: BS: McCain picks Ron Paul
Subject: RE: BS: McCain picks Ron Paul
Jeezus LIBERTY!!!!!!! McCain and Ron Paul?

What a great idea. It would be damn funny if McCain did that, and it would definitely make for an interesting election.

What would be almost as funny would be if Obama finally beat Hillary for the Democratic ticket, but then Chongo offered her the chance to be VP on his presidential ticket! The Primate Party, that is. ;-) Chongo intends to wage war on all those who are presently waging war on primates. This would result in the USA embarking on military adventures in both Africa and Asia, as well as greatly heightening domestic security measures on the homefront. Most zoos and wildlife enclosures could expect to be shut down summarily or hit with rapid and decisive surgical strikes by elite airborne forces.

It would be one hell of an exciting presidency, and the heat would be off the Middle East for a change as Chongo moved all available forces to the tropical regions where apes and monkeys are presently being subjected to much ethnic cleansing and slavery by the indigenous human population.

I can see Hillary serving quite well in such an administration, because she could bring her longstanding political experience and savvy to bear and assist in making those hard decisions when they had to be made.