Hey, I know this is true, because I have been robbed at gunpoint twice this week, and do you know by whom? By rich people from the UK, that's who! I could spot them right off by a few telltale signs...

1. the posh accent
2. the bowler hats and the bloody expensive suits
3. the obligatory black umbrella (one of which contained a sword which popped out with the use of a button!)
4. the spats and $3,000 shoes
5. the "New Labour" button one of them was wearing
6. being taunted by another over the fact that I'll never be awarded the O.B.E. or experience the thrill of being knighted by the Queen (They're sadistic, these rich bastards! They enjoy humiliating us poor sods in the working classes by reminding us of the things we'll never have.)

It's getting worse all the time, and I'm in Canada! I can just imagine what it must be like now in the UK!!! (shudder)