Okay, so, like...it ain't midnight yet, right?

So I go a cuopla things to say here, eh?

# 1 - I am not gonna get drunk no more because it is bad for sosiety and for my health. So no more booze ever.

# 2 - I am not gonna look at porno stuff no more.

# 3 - I am gonna pay back all the people I ever, like, borrowed from, robbed, cheated...and stuff like that.

# 4 - I am gonna take a bath every flippin' day of my life from now on.

# 5 - I am not gonna flippin' swear no more. The last time you will EVER hear me say "FLIP!" is........well, it's comin' up real soon. Wait for it.

# 6 - I am gonna marry that girl from Sudbury that says I, like, got her preggnat and I will make her a flippin' honest woman AND I will get a JOB!!!!! Full flippin' TIME!

# 7 - I will apolajize for all the bad stuff I ever done.

# 8 - I will kiss RApair'es hand and tell him "You ROCK, man! I WISH I could be YOU!"

Okay.

I really mean it. All of it.

I do.

This will all start happenin' from this day on.

And there is only one other thing I got ta say.....
















FLIP YOUSE!!!!!!!!!!! HAPPY FLIPPIN' APRIL FOOLS DAY, YOU FLIPPIN' RETREADS!!!!!!!!! YOUSE ALL SUCK AND SO DO YER SISTERS! HA! HA! HA!

- Shane