Well, THAT caught my attention!! Lessee, if you take "the Squid-Jiggin Ground", "The Lailey Worm and the Macheral of the Sea", "Tie Me Kangaroo Down" and "Mrs. Ravoon" (see the data base for this one..it is NOT to be missed)....and put them in a 'folk processor' for 30 seconds on 'puree', you might come up with something close....Oh? What do you mean, I'm not taking your request seriously?? *grin*.....gee, sorry I can't be of more help, but I will certainly be following this to see if anyone turns up anything!! If not, we could have an on-line collective write-it workshop!!! Good luck!!