You are indeed a very lucky man then, Snail. Not to have come across anyone who puts no effort at all into their performance yet returns a consistantly good one does indeed seem to prove that your club regulars are head and shoulders above some of ours! I cannot believe that my standards are any higher than yours - I even admitted to liking the new 'Take That' the other day! - Yet to believe that the population of Lewes is more talented than that of Swinton does take some swallowing:-)

Good luck to you and may you never experience some of the crap I have seen!

Cheers

Dave