So, we are long time members of MN oldest food coop. One of the employees who is a long time friend of ours was told she couldn't wear her Jesse Jackson '88 campaign button.

Seriously.

They told her it would offend our African American customers.

Seriously.

After that little fracas, she forced the issue, and now no more political campaign buttons at all.

Question: how many politically correct managers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: depends on if it is a compact fluorescent, or regular bulb.

Question: so which one is dimmer? Ebony or irony?