Elizabeth Dole had some clout until Bob did all those damn Viagra commercials.

McCain is the perfect President for a land war in Asia.
Every war he has fought in was lost. However he has 2 relatives that were Admirals and were on the winning side. McCain is on his bus tour this week an reminded people that his distant relative even served under George Washington. (not a joke)

but then again he did not describe the relative's duties under Washington either.