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Thread #110082 Message #2306212
Posted By: Slag
04-Apr-08 - 04:14 AM
Thread Name: BS: What is a Western Movie?
Subject: RE: BS: What is a Western Movie?
OK (Corral?)! The quintessential Western must have: The stench of horses Cowboys Bandannas, boots, bullet belts, badges and a lot of alliteration. A virtuous woman A soiled Rose Spurs Colt .45 Peacemakers Winchester 30-30 with or without saddle ring A good guy gone wrong OR A bad guy gone right Especially needed, a razor sharp definition OF Right and Wrong A showdown/climax of blazing guns and dramatic death throes And a terse summation from the protagonist.
Not entirely essential but would be sorely missed are:
A sidekick. A saloon with bad whisky, cheap women and gamblin' A pathetic kid Indians Rattlesnakes A lynchin' or two and concomitant mob A big sky with a contrail or two! Conestoga wagons Wanted posters Dynamite