Shimrod! telling us the end of the film. when we were all on the edge our seats with excitement. I bet you were one of those kids who sat behind me in the cinema, going I've seen this before - this is where he falls in the water,.... etc.

If you want to know about history - read a book, or watch the history channel.

Going into a western with that attitude is like saying - bloody sonnets fourteen crappy lines and you know what the last words going to rhyme with!

Or going to the ballet and saying - why are those silly sods on their toes and if that bloody swan dies again, I'll ask for me money back. She did that last week,and then she got up again at the end - she wasn't really dead.