I still don't believe this stuff about hitting bears with golf clubs, gnu. It sounds like a good way of committing suicide to me.

And I don't get the distinction between the 5 iron and the 12 iron, because I'm not a golfer. Which one is the larger of the two?

And what's the point of the flashlight? Do you shine it in the bears' eyes, thus blinding him, and then whack him in the goolies with the golf club? And then what happens next? Nothing good, I expect. Have any of these bears taken legal action against you following such an incident?