The movie concept that could make me rich, if I could ever stoop to actually trying to do something with it, wouldn't need any scriptwritting to speak of. It would be a combination porno/decomposing zombie epic, which would never see theatrical release. I used to wonder how it would get marketed, but now the 'net should offer a lot of possibility.

Trouble is, I can't deal with being disowned by my wife and family, and not being able to look in the mirror anymore.

The title really says it all: "Night Of The F**king Dead".