OK. I gotta tell that crazy bugger from Nova Scotia/New Brunswick (same thing) about my cousin. He was French Canadian and used to be a guide for Americans who wanted to bag a moose. One day he took his younger brother with him and he said to the American, "Are you good shot?" The fellow said "Yes." Albert (pronounced Albear) replied, "Ho kay. I am bring my p'tit frere (there is NO pronounciation for this) an 'e will make the soun' of the cow moose: uummmhhhh, uummmhhhh (pronounced 'uummmhhhh, uummmhhhh'), an the bull moose 'e 'ear dat and 'e's come running. You sure you're good shot?) The American is getting a bit ticked by the repeated question and he says, "Yes, fer krissake, I'm an excellnt shot. Why do you ask?" "Well, said Albert (pronounced as above), the bull moose 'e's 'ear dat soun' and 'si hears perk up, an' 'e's bang the groun' and 'e's come running, all tree quarter ton of 'im. You better be good shot, because dat bull, 'e's coming to fu#k my brother!"