Beer says---"I was good for a month once. The girlfriend got pissed off and left me." ...uh, well.........Actually she left because you weren't good. She said your equipment was pretty cheap stuff and wouldn't work for longer than a few seconds every few days and the rest of the time it looked like something you'd find on a bar floor, specifically a half-eaten cocktail wienie flanked by two peanuts.

And BILL.......Its not that Peace wouldn't stoop that low, its that at his advanced years he can't stoop that low. Also, even if he could get down he no longer can get it up so the dogs are safe........

Spaw