Awrighty then, it's time to haul out the big guns. Within sight of St. Patrick's Church, in the wee town of Parnell, Michigan, and just down the road from Grattan, Michigan, is the Monastery of the Carmelite Nuns of Ada (Parnell) Michigan. These cloistered Sisters are mighty in the wielding of the power of prayer. I think it is time for a visit with the Mother Prioress, and sick her on your wrinkled old ars......... ouch ....... Sorry, Mother ..... on your problem. I'm afraid the aul vocal chords really are just going to have to respond if I sic these ladies on you.

But your knuckles might not survive, should you make any more randy comments about Dani............

I'm with you, as always, Cap'n.

All the best,

Mick