Speaking of Kendall's wrinkled old ass, maybe some cadaver skin would help out there as well. Better yet maybe they just do a complete ass transplant......fix him up with some gigantic ass from someone who passed on from obesity.

Maybe they could also transplant some working genitals as well or at least something that would work without both massive quantities of Mycoxaphalen (generic Viagra) and implanted hydraulics. The last time Kendall blew a line, the hydraulic fluid ruined not just the sheets but the mattress as well and he and Jacqui had to scrub down with GoJo and Lava soap.

Spaw