(Anybody waiting for the other shoe to drop?)

Just take THIS and see if you don't think we should have some limits around here! We have enough threads for fighting! You are all nasty, horrible, dirty, obstreperous and icky people and should go wash your keyboards out with soap right now!
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Catspaw likes sheep but their are parts are too big
So are the ones of the goat and the pig
Chickens and roosters and pigeons with wings
These are a few of his favorite things

The rodents have fled from his humble abode
He then tried a ferret, no good, then a toad
Washers for eyeglass screws, ballpoint pen springs
These are a few of his favorite things

A mosquito once bit him when he went to pee, it
Swelled up so big he could finally see it
Now, poison ivy and frequent bee stings
Are just some of Catspaws most favorite things

When the roach creeps
When the worm crawls
Not so very fast
He finds a passage that fits him just right
And Catspaw gets laid at last