> A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there forawhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair---given that you are blind---that you should know five things:
>
> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
>
> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
>
> 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in
> karate.
>
> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
> weightlifter.
>
> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
>
> Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
>
> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."