They are tasty lass but back in the days when there wis likely tae be some daft englishman tryin tae knock doon yer castle the ancient and honourable art of haggis hurlin came in awfy handy when ye ran ooto cannon balls. Theres naethin like a dod roon the lug wie a six pun haggis tae knock the glaikit ideas ooto an englishmans hied.

Meg heading for the door as fast as sh kin hirple