WHAT! I thought this was an old thread someone had brought up again!

Kendall, I think this'll work. You'll be a soprano, the implant having come from an opera singer, but it'll work. Why, I can see you now at Getaway, ripping out a great rendition of Puccini's "Vissi d'arte" or Verdi's "Tu che la vanita" while accompanying yourself on the banjo, everyone in the audience joining in on the "Whack fol da diddle" of the chorus.