Bill D: If the movie was about Britney explaining "Who's on first" to Abbott & Costello, THAT I would go to see...

On a secret soundstage, somewhere in Hollywood, screenwriters, investors, and the best minds in film are probably working on Blockbusters like these...

"How to Live on a Budget" - The Documentary. Starring The Royal Family. With guest appearances by Groucho Marx and Donald Trump.

"QUICKO" - still in development, as they are negotiating with Michael Moore & Paris Hilton...

"Silence of the Shams" A political psycho thriller. Scary, because it stars real politicians...

"TITANIC II" (alternate title: Son of TITANIC) Not for the faint-hearted. What goes down comes back up again... The story of a boat, that floats; then doesn't...Then mysteriously rises up again and attacks New York. Starring Frank Zappa, George W. Bush(in his first role after leaving office), Charlize Theron, Robert DeNiro, Clint Eastwood, Marlin Perkins, Johnny Carson, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez and a cast of thousands. FREE "controlled substances" to be offered in the Popcorn...Strange, Weird, FUN!...

I'm outta here....bob