Waddon Pete writes: Try..."Two green beans and a black eyed pea!"
Pete, I'm not tryinig to invent a verse, but to find out what is actually sung in the recording by Anna Canova & Juliette.

Geoff the Duck writes of a drunken version of the song. Geoff, I think the recording we're talking about is a fine one, although the story is short and missing many of the details you find in other sets.