The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #868   Message #2310093
Posted By: Bryn Pugh
08-Apr-08 - 11:04 AM
Thread Name: Bawdy Limericks [1]
Subject: RE: Bawdy Limericks
A lady who lived at Throgmorton
Had one long tit and one short 'un.
As well as that
She'd a big, hairy twat
And could fart like a 500 Norton.

(Norton - a British motor-cycle, 50s vintage.)