Now that I think about it I've met more than three Mudcatters. I've actually met four. Maybe I'll meet some more. Maybe some have seen me and decided not to introduce themselves. Whenever I go somewhere, even to the bathroom, I wear a hat that says

"I AM RAPAIRE!! ARE YOU ON MUDCAT TOO?"

that sticks way up above my head and the letters flash on and off. And to help others find me I always dress as a banjo with a catfish coming out of it.

And yet, nobody introduces themself....