And they're smart, like the one in Germany who has fallen in love with a swan-shaped paddle boat. Boy oh boy, that's one smart bird, I'll tell ya.

What few catalog cards we have left (we've been automated since 1982, ferchrissakes, I've said should be kept as historical artifacts. What'd I'd like are a couple of the old hand-written ones, but we don't have any of those. We did find a 5.25 inch diskette, though.