A coupla more, Jack:

Patron: "I'll have an extra dry Tanqueray martini on the rocks with a twist and when I can't say it any more, don't bring me any more."
(5 drinks later)
Patron: "I'll have a Tanqully moonton wit wockers."
Bartender: "You can't say it, so you can't have one."
Patron: "Okay, I'll have a scotch and soda."


Say, Peace, if ya nevver been inna bar, howdja get so mucha the bar inside a you?


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