In my house the TP goes on whichever way I'm holding it when I get the wrapper off.
And if you (editorial 'you' of course) come into the loo in the dark of night and launch your a$$ at it without looking it's not my fault you fall in.
But if you sit on the lid to clip your toenails, where do the clippings go?
I feel so much better now.
-Glenn