I once got a call from a hyper musician friend, who was expecting delivery of a reconditioned Steinway Baby Grand that he'd been waiting months for.

When it finally arrived he spent the entire day and night trying to debate where to put it in his home and I guess out of sheer excitement and frustration had the audicity to phone me at 4 o'clock in the morning, and wake me up, to ask me "where should I put the piano?"

Still 3/4s asleep, without missing a beat, my answer to him was "next to the bass player", as I hung up the phone and fell back asleep.