Thank you very much. I have been driven to insanity for three days now :-)
I think this song is very funny, and wanted to sing it. I had considered bluffing my way through that line, as you suggest Puckett has done, but the line you suggest makes perfectly sense, fits the meter as you say, and it rhymes on "eggs" in the next line.
I'll go for that.

Thank you again. Now I can sleep tonight :-)

Can you tell me something about Kincaid? Or maybe a link? I don't know him, but would like to get some details.