The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #21625   Message #231400
Posted By: bbelle
21-May-00 - 10:44 AM
Thread Name: BS: A joke to share
Subject: RE: BS: A joke to share
Musician jokes are funny and it's our way of poking a little fun at ourselves, especially, since we can sometimes be a little sensitive! I have people telling me JAP and Jewish jokes all the time ... I love 'em and retell them. But if you overanalyze ... the point is lost. Not being in the trenches, these days, I don't hear many musician jokes, but a couple of my favorite JAP jokes are:

What's the difference between a JAP and a bowl of Jello? Jello moves when you eat it.

What's the sound you hear in the background, when you're making love to a JAP? The sound of an emery board while she's doing her nails.

Shalom ... Jenny