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Thread #110341   Message #2314125
Posted By: GUEST,Ptarmigan
13-Apr-08 - 05:56 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Don't Try It for It Can't Be Done
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Don't Try - Riley Puckett

So if we've established that nobody here actually KNOWS what the original line was, then why don't we just see who can come up with the best, most amusing, most appropriate substitute line?

Here goes:

"You might bring water in a brown paper bag,"