Thanks Dave. I never thought there were any major disagreements between us so your post on Friday evening came as a bit of a shock.

Something along the lines of me doing a good job promoting my folk club?

I think that was intended as a bit of gentle leg pulling rather than sarcasm. If I caused offence, I do apologise. It just struck me that "Come to the Swinton Folk Club and we'll guarantee you something terrible" seemed to lack something as an advertising slogan.

I am not one of the 1000 folk club committee members. I run a folk club with two other people.

OK, Delete "committee members" and replace with "people who run folk clubs" throughout. We consider that we've got a committee (we have meetings and minutes and things like that).