Not every well scrubbed young American who comes knocking on your door, asking you if you're worried about the state of the world is a Mormon, But every one so far has been.

The Jehovah's Witnesses tend to send middle aged ladies who want to sell you a copy of The Watchtower, which I generally buy out of politeness and compassion for a fellow human. I'm a folksinger, I know what it is to be trapped into a pattern of stupid compulsive behaviour.

I remember one article was about someone worried cos his daughter wore tight jeans. The rotten sod discussed it with his daughter, and together they prayed for guidance on the matter. Their prayers were answered and his daughter came to agree, that the kind of of girls who wore tight jeans were exactly the kind with loose morals.

Just thought you might value that tip from the almighty.