Okay more JAP jokes then.


What does a JAP make for dinner?
Reservations.

How does a JAP call the family to dinner?
"Get in the car."

JAP's definition of natural childbirth.
Having a baby, and wearing no makeup.

How can you tell when a JAP is having an orgasm?
She screams out her name....(or, answer #2....she drops her nail file.)

What did the JAP say after making love?
So....you guys like part of a team or what?

A JAP'S definition of why God invented Gentiles?
..somebody has to pay retail.