Thank you, Kendall, I have a whole drawer full of nail files! Haven't had them out in a while, though ... maybe the drawer's stuck?

My favorite Jewish joke:

The priest, the minister, and the rabbi were sitting around discussing when life begins. The priest says "In my religion, we believe life begins at the point of conception." The minister says "In my religion, we believe life begins at birth." The rabbi says "Oy, we believe life begins when the dog dies and the kids leave home."

Another favorite:

The moyul has been doing bris and saving foreskins for 50 years. The day he retires he takes them to the luggage-maker to have him make a suitcase from the fruits of his labors. The luggage-maker tells him "no problem" and to check back in two weeks. The moyul dutifully, and with much excitement, goes back to the luggage-maker in two weeks to pick up his suitcase. When the luggage-maker brings it out to show the moyul, it is a small wallet. The moyul is outraged. He says "For 50 years I've collected and all I get in return is a wallet?" The luggage-maker says "Rabbi, calm down ... all you have to do is stroke it a few times and it grows."

Jenny