Mrs O'Mally, who lived in the valley, Suffered from ulcers, I understand. She swallowed a cake of Grandma's lye soap... has the cleanest ulcers in the land!

Little Herman and brother Thurmond had a new version of washing their ears Grandma scrubbed them with the lye soap and they haven't heard a word in years!

A fairly close misquote of Tom Leherer

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