The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #21655   Message #231526
Posted By: Art Thieme
21-May-00 - 04:54 PM
Thread Name: Help for pickers. Give us a tip.
Subject: RE: Help for pickers. Give us a tip.
When playing in schools in our larger cities (in the U.S.A.) be sure to take along a packet of Kleenex in your back pocket 'cause there will undoubtedly be NO TOILET PAPER in any of the boys johns 'cause if that necessary commodity was left there for more than five minutes it would all be stuffed, whole hog, into the interestingly hued and putridly swirling water and the commode would soon be clogged so tight that even a magical clog dance wouldn't cure the problem. I've seen many-a-school janitor (Phil Cooper for one) red in the face with anger over the situation.

Well, I guess that's better than looking flushed.

A word to the wise...

Art Thieme