A piece of string goes into the bar and orders a beer. The bartender sais, "Get outta here, we don't serve drinks to the likes of you!" So, the string goes outside, ties a knot in the top end, frizzes up the top part like hair, and goes back into the bar to order a beer. The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you that piece of string that was just in here?" and the string says, "I'm a frayed knot."

I'm with Charlie on the old chat box. Never worked for me (System 7 Mac, Netscape 3).

Alice