I thought that the information superhighway ran through a pieline that runs across the caspian sea, through Azerbaijan and down into kurdish Turkey and Iraq.

The current political troubles in the region result in sabotage and other terrorist attacks, and there has been massive ecological damage because of millions of Gigabytes of binary code pouring out into the surrounding countryside and poisoning the local fauna and flora!

What's more, kurdish espionage experts have been seen scooping up vast quantities of machine code and feeding it into giant calculators where they reassemble all the bits to create a picture of life in the west in the hope of discovering military secrets.

So far they have only managed to download vast amiunts of Hhardcore pornography which, when questioned, they said they had never seen before and didn't know whhat it was let alone how it had got there.

Some have even been found singing Irish folk ditties to the accompaniment of what sounds like a birthday card melody in between arguing about whetther more contemporary Kurdish music can truly be classified as folk.

This wanton pollution of the planet with inane drivel must be stopped!