lox, you gotta lotta splaining ta do!

Ok ok I know where you stand Jack
Maybe the best thing to do is the old reverse double reverse propoganda trick and make some lies about candidates that will stick to the wall like Spaw's underwear...

"obama admits to the probability of being mired down in Iraq and Iran until God damns America."

"McCain is heard to privately say that armed evangelicals are the key to restoring American small town values."

"Hillary says she was jealous when Bill didn't even suggest a three way"