Irish catholic boy of 40 was allowed by his mother to go to mass without her as a birthday present

Came back with a black eye so mother ask what happened

"Well a girl in front of me stood up, and when she did her pleated skirt got caught in the cheeks of her, eh, butt, so, being ever helpful I leaned forward and gently release the skirt"

Son was not allowed attend mass on his own for six months.

He returned six months later with another black eye.

Mother was furious and asked what happened

"Well the same girl stood up, the same thing happened and the guy beside me gently released the skirt. I knew she did not want the skirt released so I gently re-tucked it between her, eh, butt.

He was never allowed to attend mass on his own agian.

Paddy(1)