I'm just a typical American guy
From a typical American town
I believe in Bush
And his big surge push
And keepin' Al Qaida down,
But when I got an invite to serve
I'd done been there before,
So when I got to that Recruiting Board
This is what I said:

"Sarge, I'm sixty-three
I got a bum left knee
And I'm living under a curse,
I got eyes like a bat
I was a tunnel rat
And my hearings gotten worse,
I got splashed with AO and I lost three toes
Got a VA disability
So if you need someone to go over there
It probably isn't me."

(Sorry, Tom.)