OK ... you asked for it!! And old, old hippie joke ...

Two hippies go before the judge. They both have on boots, bellbottoms, and tshirts, and they both have hair to their waist. They are virtually indistinguishable. The judge is in a quandary trying to decide which is male and which is female. So, he asks ... "Which one of you has the menstrual cycle?" The two hippies look at each other and one says to the judge ... "It must be her, I drive a Harley."

Jenny