A couple (two gay men), decide to have an afternoon outing and visit the local Metropolitan Zoo. They are leisurely walking through the grounds exploring all the various animal exhibits.

Finally they come to the Gorilla pavilion...and are gazing through the bars at the gorillas. Without warning, the largest gorilla suddenly lashes out towards the bars and grabs one of the men by the throat, and literally pulls him through the bars into his domain.

Immediately the gorilla overpowers the man, rips all of his clothes off of him, beats the crap out of him, and then brutally sodomizes him for about 20 minutes. Finally, finished with him the gorilla tosses the victim back through the bars.

An ambulance is immediately called, and the man is rushed to the hospital, barely alive.

Three days later, his partner, is finally allowed to visit him at the hospital, and upon entering his room, sees him sitting at the edge of his bed, covered from head to toe in bandages, weeping unconsolably.
He walks around and faces his bandaged friend and says gently, "Hey there! It's me! How are you? How are you feeling? How's your prognosis? What did the doctors say?"

His friend, still sobbing, answers,
"You know? He doesn't phone! he doesn't write!................"