I made the most of assorted willie jokes in the older thread but here I think a true American name is Bubba. We DO need to replace all those pathetic "Willie" songs with a real American sounding handle......and what is more American than Bubba?   

Think how great songs like Banks of the Ohio would be if it was Bubba and not Willie! Willie might crap out and not kill her but you can bet your dog's balls that Bubba would not just murder the sniveling bitch but indulge in some necrophilia to boot!

Songs, books, movies.......everything! The name works no matter of the race too. "Tell them Willie-Boy Is Here" sounds pretty wimpy whereas "Tell Them Bubba-Boy Is Here" has a nice kick-ass ring to it. Meet a Klansman named Willie and you're likely to tell him to fuck-off but if he's called "Big Bubba" you show some respect lest you find a burning cross up your ass.

Yeah.....You want American make it Bubba everytime!

Spaw