LOL, Bill S.

Here's one of mine in a similar vein

Espresso Machine (Tune: Spinning Wheel )

Last Wednesday night at the famous Steel City
It came to my turn to sing a short ditty
In the midst of a song of a lass and her lover
The Espresso machine goes
Shhhh, shuff, shuff, shuff, shweeee shoooooooow shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

My turn came again, thought I'd try something loud
A song of our flag that would make us all proud
When I got to the part where the flag started waving
Shew shew shew shew shew
Shhhh, shuff, shuff, shuff, shweeee shoooooooow shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Now came my last chance it was nearly nine thirty
A song that is funny, perhaps a bit dirty
I got to the part where they all roar with laughter
When that blasted machine goes
Shhhh, shuff, shuff, shuff, shweeee shoooooooow shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.