"You look like you dressed inside a Goodwill collection box in the dark."   Yeah, I remember that one, Dad. Also "Earrings with a sweater???" said like he was Calvin Klein himself.

My mother used to say "I'll knock you so far into next week your clothes will be out of style" and "come here so I can hit you" yeah, Ma, like I was EVER that stupid.

My favorite comes from my grandmother, Charlotte. When ever any of us would think a bit too highly of ourselves she would say "Who do you think you are slattin' yourself around here, the Queen of Sheba?"