good one..Rap.   Bush for Pope !

The President, the Pope, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar,,,
the bartender says 'Is this some kind of joke ?'


The Prez sez, "No, I don't drink any more"
Dalai Lamai sez, "Well, I never did"
The Pope looks at Bush then at the bartender and sez, "I do, for religious reasons, but I heard you haf ze best pretzels in town"