George, thanks for going to effort of listing the rhymes for Morris. It was foolish of me to say that nothing rhymes with Morris. I just need to think outside the box and visualize a ballad that includes a tyrannosaurus or some maquiladoras.

I first encountered the name Liam in a Dick Francis novel. I think it's such a pretty name, and I'm glad it is getting more widespread. It consider it much nicer than Bill or Willie, though I think William has a certain sweet dignity to it.

As for Brit twits babbling about willies, you better be careful. Someday you are going to run into a grizzled six-foot guy with a name like Willie Harris, and...