You should see the form you have to fill out to buy a gun!

"Are you a user of illegal drugs?"
"Do you advocate violent overthrow of the US Government?"
"Are you a convicted felon?"
"Are you under a court order that would prohibit you from owning a gun?

Like, if the answer to any of these was "YES!" I'd answer truthfully? Even the "instant check" can fail....

But that's the neat thing now, Jacqui -- you can buy a gun for yourself! His and her .38s under the pillow.... Romance in bloom....