SONG OF UNREQUITED LOVE (Adam McNaughtan)

This morning when I woke the bed was empty
Yer teeth were missin from the glass upon the shelf
Well a thocht that you'd got up tae make the breakfast
And when I went tae the kitchen you'd be there
The a found a note you'd left me in ma piece box
Said you wanted tae get away without a fuss
Well that's something you must have read in the Women's Weekly
Cos it disnae happen tae the likes o us

Well I blame the whole thing on those stupid stories
Where a doctor gives a nurse's heart a tug
But how the hell could you fall for a bloody butcher
And especially a lousy butcher like Big Shug
You say that Shug's a good man and I'd like him
Well that's another line you've took straight from the book
Well I hope his pork gets Swine Vesicular Fever
And all his rotten mince falls off his hook

Oh Agnes please come back tae me ah need you
Ah miss aye your greetin face an all
But most all I miss the colour telly
That you took wi you the day you shot the craw

A classic